(Isaac and Gus are just casually playing video games)
(Gus whips out a cigarette)
Isaac: Dude, you smoke in the house my mom will be pissed. She's afraid I might get cancer or something. (smirks at his own joke)
Gus: I'm not lighting it.
Isaac: What?
Gus: It's a metaphor.
Isaac: Oh God, not this again. (Pauses game) Can't you just write poetry like a normal pretentious teen.
Gus: I can't write.
Isaac: That's probably for the best, actually.
Gus: Can you unpause the game?
Isaac: Will you tell me what the oh so beautiful metaphor is.
Gus: You put the thing that can kill you between your lips, but you never light it. You never give it the power to kill you.
Isaac: Do you just keep a notepad next to you while you watch Soap Operas, or are you too busy jacking off to them.
Gus: This is a good metaphor!
Isaac: Like that one about crushing all flowers because they look as beautiful dead as alive?
Gus: I-
Isaac: Or when you walked around wearing a sock on your head to prove that the reverse works as well?
Gus: Well-
Isaac: Or that one time-
Gus: Would you just let me do my freaking metaphors?
(Isaac smirks and turns back to the game)
Isaac: Well, I guess if you want to put a fag between your lips, that's your business. No judgment.
(Gus throws a pillow at Isaac, and they both laugh and resume the game)








didn’t the goblet of fire cover this

because how else would Ireland win but krum catch the snitch

actually in prisoner of Azkaban, didn’t Gryffindor need a certain amount of points to proceed to the finals, and that’s why Oliver Wood told Harry to wait until they had scored a certain amount of points before he caught the snitch?

Catching the snitch ends the game and is worth the most points, but it doesn’t guarantee a win. Just like tumblr user samuel-vimes said, Krum caught the snitch at the World Cup Finals, but Ireland still won in the end because they still had more points.

Also the way the ranking system works in the international quidditch league, and I assume at Hogwarts, according to JK Rowlings new reveal, is that teams are awarded a certain amount of points based on the amount of points a team wins by and thats how they are ranked against each other. Rowling said that a win by 150 points = 5 points, 100 points = 3 points, 50 points = 1 point, and a winner of a tie is whoever caught the snitch the quickest. So theoretically a team that only catches the snitch but wins by a margin of less than 50 points is awarded no points and might as well of not caught thats why Wood told Harry to wait until they were up a certain number of points in order to increase their overall ranking and win the cup.

And gosh, a good chunk of you people claim to hate sports.

We do hate sports. All the ones that don’t involve flying broomsticks and slightly murderous balls that try to knock you off them.

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[T]here are female Conservative MPs who are happy to call themselves feminists. Why, they even wear T-shirts saying that they’re feminists, just so that we know. I saw a photo of Theresa May wearing one, right, and on the front, it said, ‘This is what a feminist looks like.’ And on the back of her one, it said, ‘Not really! I’m a Tory!’ And then underneath that, it said, ‘I axed the Health In Pregnancy Grant. I closed Sure Start Centres.’ That one had a smiley face next to it. ‘I cut child benefit and slashed tax credits. I shut down shelters for battered wives and children. I cut rape counselling and legal aid.’ Winking face. ‘I closed down all twenty-three specialist domestic violence courts. I cut benefits for disabled children. I tried to amend the Abortion Act so that women received one-to-one abortion counselling from the Pope before they go ahead with it. LOL.’ The back is much longer than the front, by the way. It’s a tailcoat, basically. The new Tory feminists are wearing tailcoats.

Bridget Christie, episode 2 of Radio 4’s Bridget Christie Minds The Gap (via stalungrad)

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Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.


The Game of Thrones Fandom.

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How It Should Have Ended: Frozen [x]

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If, however, your feelings have changed, I would have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. And I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.

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I bet you thought bras were completely useless. WELL THINK AGAIN (it’s a new video. by me. enjoy) 

Oh the word puns.


Is it political if I tell you that if we burn coal, you’re going to warm the atmosphere? Or is that a statement of fact that you’ve made political? It’s a scientific statement. The fact that there are elements of society that have made it political, that’s a whole other thing.

Neil deGrasse Tyson (via socio-logic)

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I’ve decided I don’t want Daenarys to be queen anymore. I want Margaery and Sansa to realise their secret hidden passion for each other, and then they should team up into the most manipulative and kickass throne-getting team ever. Then they get married and rule Westeros and they resurrect Renly for Loras (they’re so amazing as joint queens that the gods give them the power to raise the dead) and I don’t quite know what Dany does but she’s still awesome and amazing and dragonny she just doesn’t get to be queen. 




Sometimes I think there are some Game of Thrones characters I really don’t care for but show me a gifset and I’ll probably cry

I’m so glad to know I’m not the only one bored to death by Jon Snow

I’d rather have Joffrey scenes than Jon scenes at least Joffrey had some substance and was kinda interesting Jon just doesn’t seem to have any personality at all he’s so dull

He’s too honourable and good. Everyone else has done something at least a bit fucked up by now but he’s just sticking to his boring old morals. And it’s fun to hate Joffrey!


Sometimes I forget how old Buffy is and then I see a laptop.


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“When I was auditioning for Joffrey. I only had one audition, and the producers and writers were laughing at my performance because I was being so snotty and arrogant. They found it comical. I thought that was good.” —Jack Gleeson

“Jack is gorgeous – a wonderfully sensitive, quiet, intelligent scholar. He’s the antithesis of that character.” —Michelle Fairley

"Jack, who plays Joffrey is such a lovely fellow." --Ian McElhinney

“He’s this really contemplative, erudite, really gorgeous, generous human being, and he plays Joffrey so well.  It’s very disturbing.” —Natalie Dormer

"Jack Gleeson, who plays Joffrey is an absolute sweetheart in real life, you know what I mean. He’s such a brilliant actor. I think he’s a genius." —Mark Addy

“He’s the most polite, lovely, intelligent person in the whole cast! He’s just so humble and everyone loves him. There’s nothing anyone can say bad about Jack. He literally just turns it on. As soon as they go, “Action!” he goes from lovely Jack to the most sadistic, horrible creep on television.” —Sophie Turner

“Jack Gleeson is really a very nice young man, charming and friendly.” —George R.R. Martin

"I kind of wish he would do more television interviews so that people can see what he’s really like, because there is so much hate for Joffrey, I feel protective of Jack now. If I were him, I’d be petrified that people would come up and slap me on the street! I should be his bodyguard." —Sophie Turner

"Jack is actually a very sweet boy and very bright, very intelligent young man with a natural talent." —Charles Dance

"Jack! He’s the coolest. He smokes a pipe, people. Talk about great acting for somebody who’s so different from the part he plays. I love that guy." —Peter Dinklage

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